Being a sophisticated French woman, I have absolutely no need to go to slimming clubs like Weight Watchers, Fat Fighters etc for control of my own weight. However, when I am in Paris, I sometimes like to take the Eurostar to London. When I am in London, I often like to visit slimming clubs to show people how effortlessly perfect we French women are.
I can scarcely bring myself to look at the horrible picture above, but I suppose some measure of contrast is necessary to show a comparison to how sophisticated and impossibly dainty us French women are.
When I go along to these slimming clubs, I love to join people for dinner, eat a nouvelle cuisine dish, daintily nibbling away at the virtually non-existent contents of the plate and then loudly proclaim to those around me that I feel completely stuffed. People form dislikes of me for rubbing it in, but hey, we can't all be effortlessly perfect like French women, I suppose.
I can scarcely bring myself to look at the horrible picture above, but I suppose some measure of contrast is necessary to show a comparison to how sophisticated and impossibly dainty us French women are.
When I go along to these slimming clubs, I love to join people for dinner, eat a nouvelle cuisine dish, daintily nibbling away at the virtually non-existent contents of the plate and then loudly proclaim to those around me that I feel completely stuffed. People form dislikes of me for rubbing it in, but hey, we can't all be effortlessly perfect like French women, I suppose.
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